So it seems that Jack was eventually successful in selling Dug. Signs pointing to this include a lack of 'for-sale' signage, a notable lack of Dug when he would normally be mooching around everyone else at the fireplace, and perhaps most telling of all, the fact that when he wanders into the bar this evening via the back door, he appears to be ( Read more... )

The Good People, as a rule, do not have the saying "Never let evil ruin your party."

But Puck personally finds it a most worthy and excellent motto.

Therefore today, out on the beach, there is what looks suspiciously like a birthday party for two human toddlers and a squid.

Head on out! (But you better hurry, or Puck will eat all the cake.)

[OOM: The iCarly crew has quite a job in front of them, when it comes to making the initial round of cuts for the dance contest videos.

Some contestants are a little more ... unusual than others.]

[tag: frederic, h.e.r.b.i.e.]

[OOM: After this, Dr. Evil returns to one of his lairs, convenes his top minions (and Scott) and makes a dance video.]

He leaves it at Bar with a note:

'Carly' and 'Sam ( Read more... )

There are several TVs scattered in and around Milliways. Today, the program that's on involves less tentacles and more boundless human energy. There are two teenage girls bouncing around on-screen, one brunette and one blonde, both in jeans and various brightly-colored layers. They're in front of a backdrop lit with red Christmas lights and ( Read more... )

Billy is at the bar, talking to Moist, when a note appears. It's quite prim, and tells him that he's required for Happy Hour duties. Needless to say, he's a little surprised, but he manages to coerce Moist into helping him figure out where everything is.

As such, the specials board ends up reading: 
Any drink you like. Made by inexpert bartending ( Read more... )

Snuggle has found a nice comfortable place to sit tonight (one that is not made of laundry, for a change), and has a giant bowl of gummi bears to share ( Read more... )

[ OOM: In which the bar's top Evil Genius Extraordinaire* decides it's high time to collect on his "date" with a barman and his sidekick. Or is it an explorer and his right hand man?

Either way, it doesn't really matter. Everyone is a minion to Doctor Evil.]

*This claim cannot be substantiated by any evidence.

[In the office: Evil is his one and only name. Not "Lex Luthor."]

Dr. Evil isn't one to help anyone but himself. (Unless Mini Me frolics too hard and gets stuck behind a refrigerator or, more intriguingly, in a time warp, but even then there are rescue minions and statutes of limitations.) As he looks around his lair at the end of the universe, it's not helping this Mike person that’s on his mind. It’s power ( Read more... )